I'm hungry.
crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

youandyourways:

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe


ME TOO LMAO

youandyourways:

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

ME TOO LMAO

dopexthrone:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

lsdzeppelin:

ucne:

gayhughhefner:

james franco is psycho

Is this a joke

WAIT WHAT

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM CRYIIOOOOMMGGGFF

koiykeuchiha:

lion-for-a-mouth:

queenofsunspear:

[x]

HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL

Id fall over too if I had a stuffed Giraffe the same size as me!

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.