Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
ME TOO LMAO
james franco is psycho
Is this a joke
HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL
Id fall over too if I had a stuffed Giraffe the same size as me!
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.